Brandon Allin

liarsenick: nbaplayoffs2009: marklisanti: Victory: It tastes...

Mon, 15 Jun 2009 03:12:56 -0400

nbaplayoffs2009:

marklisanti:

Victory: It tastes like Kobe’s ass.

Do you like hardcore? If so, GO SEE THIS TOUR! 10 hardcore bands...

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:07:30 -0400

Do you like hardcore? If so, GO SEE THIS TOUR! 10 hardcore bands for 10 hard-earned dollars. Dates, bands, and all of that other shit can be found HERE.

We’re gonna miss you, Tom.

Wed, 03 Jun 2009 16:07:45 -0400

We’re gonna miss you, Tom.

07.21.09

Tue, 02 Jun 2009 01:55:00 -0400

07.21.09

LEGIT! If this tour comes within 15,000 miles of you, do...

Thu, 21 May 2009 17:53:00 -0400

LEGIT! If this tour comes within 15,000 miles of you, do yourself a huge favor this summer and go! I mean, can you really beat Four Year Strong, Set Your Goals, Polar Bear Club, Fireworks, The Swellers, Grave Maker, and Drive A all one ONE tour? Nahh. I’ll be at the Toronto date, and I am giddy like a fucking pre-pubescent school girl. Weeeee.

Convinced? Pre-sale tickets are available HERE starting today. Summer’s here, kids.

I’m thinking about legally changing my name to Jimmy...

Wed, 13 May 2009 15:01:39 -0400

I’m thinking about legally changing my name to Jimmy Hendrix. But on a more serious note, the dude from UPS just delivered my new axe, and I am psyched. It’s time to shred, kids.

Thanks to the fine folks at Tooth & Nail Records for this one. Never heard of T&N? You can check out their bands HERE. I suppose a little plug is the least I can do, right? I thought so.

You’ve got to hand it to Kyle Crawford over at Electric...

Sat, 09 May 2009 13:58:30 -0400

You’ve got to hand it to Kyle Crawford over at Electric Zombie. He puts as much heart into packaging as he does his designs, and if you ask me, he’s as legit as they come.

Never seen or heard of Kyle’s stuff? Take a look HERE. Feel free to empty your wallet.

Hung out all day at Disney’s Hollywood Studios in Orlando...

Wed, 29 Apr 2009 22:20:41 -0400

Hung out all day at Disney’s Hollywood Studios in Orlando today. If you’ve ever been, you’d know that the Tower of Terror and the Aerosmith Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster are a blast.

With that said, tonight marks my last night in the Sunshine State, which means bright and early tomorrow morning I’ll be off to the airport. How much did you miss me, Canada?

Well, I have to admit, Tampa is a hell of a city. We made our...

Wed, 29 Apr 2009 02:47:00 -0400

Well, I have to admit, Tampa is a hell of a city. We made our way to Busch Gardens this morning to ride some coasters and kick it with some dangerous animals. Yikes!

Tomorrow is calling for another early morning, which is never all that much fun, but Hollywood Studios should be worth it. It’s almost Tower of Terror time, baby.

We spent the day at Disney World today. Despite the fact that I...

Tue, 28 Apr 2009 00:41:38 -0400

We spent the day at Disney World today. Despite the fact that I felt like I was twelve years old again for the better part of the day, I had a pretty good time. Big ups, Magic Kingdom.

Back at the hotel now. We’re heading down to Tampa Bay bright and early in the morning.

When was the last time you saw a 30-foot tall pinball machine?...

Sun, 26 Apr 2009 16:32:52 -0400

When was the last time you saw a 30-foot tall pinball machine? That’s what I thought. I felt the need to snap a shot of this mammoth. You just don’t see something like that every day.

With that said, I’m kind of curious if it takes giant quarters to play, because let’s look at this logically, is a 30-foot arcade game really going to take human-sized quarters? Who knows.

We hit Sea World in Orlando today, and boy, that place is a...

Sun, 26 Apr 2009 00:59:31 -0400

We hit Sea World in Orlando today, and boy, that place is a blast. Up above is a video of how our day unfolded. I kicked it old school with sharks, sea turtles, penguins, polar bears, and more, so take a look if you’re up for it. Also, big ups to my boy Shamu.

Tomorrow is a day off in Kissimmee. You’ll find me by the pool. Drink it in, ladies.

Just hanging out by the pool. It’s really too bad this...

Sat, 25 Apr 2009 00:02:29 -0400

Just hanging out by the pool. It’s really too bad this place is overflowing with hipsters and foreigners speaking in tongues I can’t understand a lick of, because this is one dope hotel.

I hope the front desk has some water wings I can borrow, because we all know that swimming is far from a strength of mine. Fuck it, I’m taking a dip. Caaaanonbaall!

Here is a shot of the Hulk coaster at Islands of Adventure in...

Fri, 24 Apr 2009 17:13:31 -0400

Here is a shot of the Hulk coaster at Islands of Adventure in Orlando. I didn’t ride it, because frankly, loops aren’t my thing, but let me tell you, this sucker is fucking gnarly. Rawwrr.

Time to head down the strip for dinner. We’re thinking maybe Ponderosa, or some sort of seafood buffet. It’s boiling down here, but I still have a hell of an appetite, so bring it on.

We hung out at Universal Studios today, and let me tell you,...

Thu, 23 Apr 2009 20:11:00 -0400

We hung out at Universal Studios today, and let me tell you, this place is just as dope as I remember. I haven’t been here since I was 10 years old, but walking around the park today stoked some serious memories. With that said, the new Mummy coaster rules hard.

Weather update: still sweltering hot, and still sweating buckets, but never complaining.

You know you’re not in Canada anymore when you see this...

Thu, 23 Apr 2009 00:05:00 -0400

You know you’re not in Canada anymore when you see this kind of thing on the side of the road, and yes, for anyone wondering, those are real alligators. Real, live alligators that would certainly snap my face off if given the chance. They look hungry, too. Terrifying.

There’s a 7-11 right next to our hotel. I think it’s time for a Big Gulp or something.

The gang and I went mini-putting tonight, and naturally I got a...

Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:12:00 -0400

The gang and I went mini-putting tonight, and naturally I got a hole-in-one on all 18 holes. Alright, that’s a lie, I didn’t get any, but I did shoot a pretty mean game. It seems like there is a golf course (mini or normal sized) everywhere you look in this city. Never a bad thing.

You can just call me the white, slightly overweight Tiger Woods of mini-putt.

Now this is a fucking hotel. We’re staying at the Royal...

Wed, 22 Apr 2009 16:59:00 -0400

Now this is a fucking hotel. We’re staying at the Royal Parc Suites in Kissimmee, Florida, which is only 15 minutes or so outside of Orlando. Sea World is down the road. Psyched.

Time to go to relax by the pool and soak up some of this sun I’ve heard so much about.

We finally made it to Orlando. To kick things off, me and the...

Wed, 22 Apr 2009 14:00:00 -0400

We finally made it to Orlando. To kick things off, me and the gang stopped at this gigantic shopping center called The Mall at Millenia. Talk about luxurious. I won’t lie, I felt a little out of place walking around wearing a Rockett tee surrounded by dudes in suits.

It’s time to check in to our other hotel, so I had better bolt. Stay safe, folks.

We stopped off at Deerfield Beach when we woke up this morning....

Wed, 22 Apr 2009 10:00:00 -0400

We stopped off at Deerfield Beach when we woke up this morning. It’s sweltering hot out, but this place is beautiful. What a spot to cool down. It stretches for miles.

Just a three hour drive until we’re in Orlando. Mickey Mouse had better be waiting for me, or he will have one pissed off Canadian on his hands. Watch your back, bro.