I guess I’m 21 now, which means I can legally drink anywhere in the world. Who is gonna step up and take me to Vegas? I’m looking at.. all of you. Nahh, I don’t want any gifts (alright, so that’s not entirely true), but I do want a favor. If you don’t already listen to these bands, get on it. Here are my birtday recs:

A Loss for Words, This Time Next Year, Set Your Goals, Grave Maker, Four Year Strong, Bayside, I Am the Avalanche, Maylene and the Sons of Disaster, Title Fight, Trapped Under Ice, Energy, A Day to Remember, Shook Ones, We Are the Union, Paint it Black, Ruiner, Fireworks, The Wonder Years, Crime in Stereo, This is Hell, Polar Bear Club, Defeater, Alkaline Trio, Senses Fail, Comeback Kid, Living with Lions and Transit.

Got it? Good! Now how about that picture of me up there with my bro and my old man? I’m the handsome little sprout down in front. I swear, one-piece red pyjamas were in.